giltwist
Selected Mon, Oct 24, 2022
Today I've got a real treat for you, and I'm guessing many of you will recognize it immediately. That's right, it's a Kodos brand Interstellar Slave Collar 5000. In fact, this is *my* collar. See, there's my identification number right there. Mrs. Lockpicking Lawyer thinks I should keep it around for *ahem* special occasions, but that's neither here nor there.
For obvious reasons, the first time I picked the lock on my collar I used the tool that Ganymede Gary and I made, so that there'd be no mistakes and no explosions at the base of my skull. Let me start by showing you that...just need to start the timer. Here we go. As you can see, it applies a small static electric discharge to disable the magnetic lock on the access panel, then this is a pretty standard quantum entanglement lock. I apply the tool, turn it a quarter turn clockwise. Nothing on one. Another quarter turn to two. Two is binding. Now I engage a fourth dimensional quaternion rotation with the phase inducer I scavenged from a hypertoaster. Three is binding. Four. Back to one. Another quaternion rotation, and the lock is open. Fourty-eight seconds is not a long time, but let me tell you that was the longest fourty-eight seconds of my life while doing this for the first time on an active collar attached to my neck.
You can get the tool on covertinstruments.com, but I'm now going to show you how you can get your collar off with some liquid courage, a type 37 self-sealing stem bolt, and a couple whacks with a hammer. Viva la resistance.
(PS. I look forward to this being a future April 1 episode, u/LockPickingLawyer)
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Submitted by giltwist on Wed, Oct 19, 2022 to /r/WritingPrompts/
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The alien superpower thought humans were stupid and easy to contain. That was before they new of the horror known as: "The Lockpicking Lawyer..."
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